Stuff I don’t get
December 9, 2009 § 4 Comments
My office consists of a large room subdivided my cubicles. They’re built up in such a way that no one can see each other except people on the ends, whose cubes are facing each other. My cubicle is located such that I can’t really see anyone but I can hear everyone. This is ok, it’s not really that annoying or anything. But what confuses me is when I hear the phone ring in someone else’s cubicle and the person calling is on the other side of the room, so that I can hear both ends of the conversation. This happens on a fairly regular basis. And when it does, I think to myself… really?
You’ve probably seen this already. I call it Future Bizzos of America.
And this one, titled I Just Threw Up a Little in My Mouth.
I don’t think I’ll go into specifics of how I feel about these commercials today. I think I’ll just let them speak for themselves.
And this one is supposed to be for kids, something to do with a program called “kids in the woods.”
What? The other me lives in the forest? I didn’t even know there was another me, much less that she was living in the forest. What is she doing there? And what does she know about my SECRET IDENTITY? I must find this person before something goes seriously wrong.